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Joke of the Day

"What's the deal with Arab Airlines food... Emirate?"

"What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender? Pure-eh"

"What was the currency of the Trade Republic of Venice? Dogecoin."

"Her : You hang up first. nnMe : *click*"

"If a guy lives in a Spanish speaking country. And has last name is Rita. He would be Senor Rita."

"Two scientists walk into a bar The first one says ""I'd like a beer"" And the second says, ""I'd like rum"" They didn't wanna get H20. They were in flint."

"I bet the murder rate is so low in Canada because you have to go 300 miles to find someone to kill."

"Me: i'll have a beer Bartender: ok it's on the house buddy Me:*grabbing him by collar* then get it down, i'm not climbing up there again"

"Thinking about your eyeballs under your eyelids and wet pulsing organs under your skin is a terrible way to try to fall asleep."

"what's the difference between light and hard you can sleep with the light on"