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"Her : You hang up first. nnMe : *click*"
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"Santa Clause and a Jew [NSFW] Whats the difference between Santa Clause and a Jew? Santa Clause comes down the Chimney."
"Did you hear about the HVAC technicians who got into an argument? At first it was heated, but they got some fresh air then things cooled off"
"COP: ""Do you know why I pulled you over?"" ME: ""So it wouldn't be windy when we talked."""
"Just accidentally messaged my husband ""love you sexy beats"" instead of ""sexy beast"" and now he thinks he's some sort of DJ."
"Dicks are like LAYS potato chips... No one ever sucks JUST ONE!!"
"Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it's the scenter."
"[job interview for garbageman] interviewer: I like your enthusiasm, you're hired Three raccoons in trench coat: [ecstatic chittering]"
"If there's a god-shaped hole in all of us does that mean our poos come out in god's image?"