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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new virtual reality fellatio program? It's a real mind-blowing experience."

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"

"""My mind is telling me nooo... But my body... My body's telling me yesss...BABY"" Cashier: Sir...would you like fries with that or not?"

"If I was in the military, I would be a sniper. That way I can lie down a lot."

"What did one dog say to the other dog? I like ""Hot Dogs""."

"A friend of mine told me all my clothes were gay... ""Keep your voice down!"" I yelled, ""some of them are still in the closet."""

"I almost choken on food and the whole time it was happening I was just thinking ""What a cliche way for a fat person to die of"""

"Why did Tommy Drop drop his ice cream Because he got hit by the ice cream truck"

"[following girl off elevator] you cant hate snakes and then say u love dragons, because theyre actually extremely similar. in a lot of mytho"

"Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends ? Because of the [central limit theorem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_limit_theorem)."