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Joke of the Day

"Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends ? Because of the [central limit theorem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_limit_theorem)."

"What's a mole's favourite fruit? An Avagadro."

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I'm not going to jelly my dick down your throat!"

"what has 2 legs in the morning and 3 in the afternoon? I have no idea but it's in my basement please send help."

"I just bought a book from Apple The beginning was iOpening"

"Don't ever do that again knock know who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? .... You said you'd never forget"

"You legally aren't married until someone says, ""haha but seriously"" in their wedding speech."

"How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself? It's smoking a cigarette."

"don't regret doing things, regret getting caught"

"Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol."