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Joke of the Day
"What did one dog say to the other dog? I like ""Hot Dogs""."
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"Has anyone tried watering old people? Maybe they just need to be watered."
"Use your whole data plan each month. There are children in China that have no data plan"
"The perennially hyped name ""Super Moon"" insults the legacy of Superman, Super Volcanoes, Supernovae, and even Super Mario."
"You know you're getting old when people say you look young..:)"
"I missed a question on my biology exam today. The question was ""what are commonly found in cells?"" I guess ""black people"" wasn't the right answer."
"I'll never be mad enough to throw my phone somewhere."
"One time I asked ""What would Jesus do?"" & then a close friend betrayed me & everyone started misinterpreting what I said for their own gain."
"How do thunderstorms invest their money? -In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets"
"Did you know that you're allowed to pull over a cop on your birthday? Try it!"