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Joke of the Day

"A friend of mine told me all my clothes were gay... ""Keep your voice down!"" I yelled, ""some of them are still in the closet."""

"What do you call a pothead that murders? Stonedface killer."

"Have you heard about the Occupy - Treasury movement? Finally, an occupy movement that makes cents."

"There's no point to a dull knife."

"What did the bolt say to the nut? ""Washer? I don't even know 'er!"""

"Just need to grow I wanted to grow my own food but I couldn't get bacon seeds anywhere."

"What do spies say in bed? Shh I'm undercovers"

"To all the US redditors, remember to set the clock back an hour on Sunday and not set the country back 50 years on Tuesday."

"What does a light bulb filled with gas?"

"I would never take candy from a stranger, but I'd probably follow a trail of bacon straight into the back of a windowless white van."