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Joke of the Day
"If I was in the military, I would be a sniper. That way I can lie down a lot."
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"What is ISIL's favourite dessert? Terrormisu"
"What do I have that FC Barcelona doesn't? A semi"
"*walking into Home Depot for 2nd time today* Back again? Forget something? -Um, you remember if I brought a kid in here with me last time?"
"A Man Has a Heart Attack on a Plane... Stewardess: Is **anybody** here a doctor?! Man: (Raising Hand) I'm a vegan."
"What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common? The harder you hit them the more english you get."
"What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees? Courtney."
"I have a Taiwanese friend who is is incredibly rude and bossy He has a strong Taipei personality"
"You know why there are very few American bees these days? They are being replaced by H1Bees."
"What did one dog say to the other when he wanted a marker? ""Pass the Shar Pei, please."""