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Joke of the Day
"If I was in the military, I would be a sniper. That way I can lie down a lot."
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"How do you circumscize a redneck? By kicking his sister's jaw."
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"Damn girl, are you a 48-pack of frozen corn dogs? Because I thought it would last forever."
"Bought a new boomerang Can't throw away my old one"
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"I'm glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's really come in handy this parallelogram season"