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Joke of the Day
"Grandpa died having sex. His past words were ""Oh God I'm coming!"""
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"Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top? The tube top was strapless."
"Deactivated my FB. Before the final ""submit"", they show you pictures of ""friends"" that says ""These people will miss you"". Best laugh ever."
"This bloke at uni today told me he had 90 degrees... I said 90 degrees how is that even possible? He said you just need to look at uni from the right angle"
"What sound does a dead cow make? BOOOOOOOOOO"
"I'm going to open an ISIS themed cafe called Allahu Snackbar - our food is the bomb."
"What do you call a fat person on a high horse? Ellen Pao."
"Why don't NFL players wear glasses? Because it's a contact sport."
"Whats the difference between My computer and Paul Walker? I give a Fuck when my computer crashes"
"*opens present HER: What is this? ME: It's The One Ring. I fought orcs for it. HER: They didn't have that Michael Kors bag I showed you?"