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Joke of the Day
"Why don't NFL players wear glasses? Because it's a contact sport."
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"How do you make black people break out into song? Put em' to work!... On a gospel record."
"Doctor: ""Sir, the results are in. I'm afraid you have a serious case of 80s Rock Bands Alzheimer's"" Patient: ""Oh my god. What is the cure??!"""
"When I make my first million, Im switching from 2 ply toilet paper to white bread."
"Doc said I need to change my diet... He said I need to eat more caviar and drink more champagne. I said, ""Doc, that's crazy! What's this diet called?"" He said, ""it's a High Fluten diet."""
"What do you call a Chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar Salad"
"Did you know Hitler's father was a cobbler? He made Jews."