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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between My computer and Paul Walker? I give a Fuck when my computer crashes"
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"Why did the farmer sit on a cock ? Because he was gay."
"Going to open a new restaurant ... I am getting ready to open an Asian/Mexican fusion resturant... I am calling it Juan-Ton"
"""Let's eat, get drunk and watch people exercise"" sports fans"
"wife [text] I'm so proud of you for sticking to your diet me [can't respond because there's powdered donut on my fingers]"
"What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks"
"Wifey is giving me the Silent Treatment for spending the entire night on Twitter. Win/Win, you guys... Win/Win."
"TIFU...... She rode me like a cow girl."
"4:*calls thing wrong name Me:*corrects him 4:*repeats wrong name Me:*corrects him 4:*maintains eye contact and repeats wrong name slowly"
"What's the most common sleeping position of a man? Around. "