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Joke of the Day

"Deactivated my FB. Before the final ""submit"", they show you pictures of ""friends"" that says ""These people will miss you"". Best laugh ever."

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"How much semen does a gay guy have? A butt load."
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"rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve -Octopus preparing for a fight"
"What do you call Russian trees? Dimitrees"
"Is your refrigerator running? If so, I'll vote for it."
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