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Joke of the Day

"Sex is like chess You gotta know in which position to put the queen"

"I hope Jeremy Corben is successful in his new chosen career! I didn't really rate him as a comedian, he was especially bad in The Wrong Man's."

"Did you know tank tops were illegal until the U.S constitution came out? It gave people the right to bare arms."

"Stolen Gate The other day, I looked out my window to see two guys stealing my side gate! I didn't say anything to them though. I didn't want them to take offence."

"I saw someone litter a picture of Kim Kardashian. What a waist!"

"Next time a dude says ""Pictures or it didn't happen"", punch them in the throat, take a pic, and tell a story about a guy you throat punched."

"Speed Dating Tell me something about yourself I have 3 cats What do u do for fun I have 3 cats What are you most proud about I have 3 Next"

"Where's the red light district in Toronto? Behind the Maple Leafs' net."

"Did you hear about the guy with no penis? He just comes out of nowhere."

"My Catholic grandmother told me I had to give something up for lent. I told her I'd give up lent."