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Joke of the Day

"So a wizard was walking down the street... Then he turned into a driveway."

"I'm not afraid of killing cockroaches. It's the fear of his friends and family's plan to avenge his death while I sleep, that haunts me."

"I'm not religious but I'm spiritual, which means I think the mothman prophecy is real and I don't feel bad about shoplifting"

"""GO SPORTS!"" -how I cheer for all sports"

"*spits out animal cracker* This doesn't even taste like hippo."

"What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common? If you're not careful, you can pop a ball."

"Hey street performer, try juggling life and a real job"

"What's a rabbits' favorite TV show? Hoppy Days."

"When I was a child, I was raped by a group of mimes. They performed unspeakable acts on me."

"What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult? Molestation."