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Joke of the Day
"*spits out animal cracker* This doesn't even taste like hippo."
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"My wife doesn't know... That every time we have sex, I put a dollar into an envelope that goes toward her Christmas present. So far, she's getting a candy bar."
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner."
"Ladies, never agree to do an@l, save it for when you do something so bad a blowjob can't fix things."
"What's less funny than /r/Funny? /r/Jokes"
"share your funniest joke ever (im looking for, dirty, racist, or really funny)"
"I slept with the lights on last night because I missed the light switch with all 8 of the Nerf Darts I shot while lying in bed."
"After failing miserably at a standup routine I told my girlfriend I was going to try physical comedy. She said... ""You can't pull your pants down in public."""
"How many Freudian Analysts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2. One to screw it in and the other to hold the penis---ladder!! I meant ladder..."
"Friend: just make small talk *later, on date* Me: so...grains of sand Her: uh yea- Me: dwarves Her: are u okay- Me: bottle caps"