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Joke of the Day
"What's a rabbits' favorite TV show? Hoppy Days."
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"Quebec lovers Why do Quebecers like to make love doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game at the same time!"
"What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia? A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."
"""love is the most powerful force in the universe"" wrong! huge explosions are"
"Hey everyone look I'm really sorry because I know we JUST buried the casket but I'm 75% sure my wallet fell in there and I was wondering if"
"Why doesn't Trump like Google? Bing, bing, bing... (Source: The Daily Show, by Trevor Noah)"
"What is green and pecks on trees ? Woody Wood Pickle !"
"Why'd the toilet feel abused? Because it took a lot of shit."
"When someone is calling with your girlfriend... Take the phone and say: What has little balls, and hangs down? A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up? ...Then hang up the phone x)"
"My friend works in a recycling facility... And they showed me around to the can recycling area, and I wasn't to happy about it. It was soda pressing."