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Joke of the Day
"What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult? Molestation."
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"People ask how I'm so prepared for Christmas It's easy I had all presents wrapped and hidden in the attic since August, my girlfriend is going to love her new puppy"
"A straight face and a sincere-sounding ""Huh?"" have gotten me out of more trouble than I can remember."
"Friends with benefits who are bad at sex ...are hard to come by."
"How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you ""Let's just be friends."""
"A man walks into the shop of a psychic barber Barber: Say no more"
"What does a Jew, in Poland with a Stomach ache have? The Auschits"
"Why does everyone like the KKK? Cause they're the best!"
"Overheard a phone conversation today **Father** - ""What has a small dick and hangs down? **Son** - ""What?"" **Father** - ""A bat. What has a big dick and hangs up?"" **Son** - ""What?"" ""click"""
"Jew joke I'm a German Jew raised catholic and a chain smoker. I'm genetically engineered to hate myself.... And I think I'm gassing myself."