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Joke of the Day

"When I was a child, I was raped by a group of mimes. They performed unspeakable acts on me."

"I just love that new Pope smell."

"My friend stopped taking steroids recently... It wasn't working out for him."

"I really just don't like any of these fancy and stinky cheeses. Maybe I'm just uncultured."

"I once wrestled an anaconda for 3 days... Then realized I was masturbating."

"Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted."

"I shake my bottled water so the H's & O's are evenly distributed."

"What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head? A seasoned traveller."

"What kind of bird can write? A penguin."

"Marriage is like Disneyland. Magical at first but then you realize that there's someone else in the Mickey suit."