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Joke of the Day
"Why are girls always cold? Because of their cold black hearts."
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"If Rob Ford was a duck what he would be smoking? Quack"
"All I'm saying is why blame it on being lazy when you can blame it on being old?"
"My favorite from a Laffy Taffy wrapper: What do you call a twitching cow? Beef Jerky"
"What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly? For-Mal-To-Hide."
"Tired? There's a nap for that"
"Cashier: do you need bags? Me: do any of us NEED anything? Cashier: sir, I have a liberal arts degree too Me: plastic please"
"What is Homer Simpsons favorite bread? Sour-Doh!"
"How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic? None of the North Korean athletes defected."
"Little caesars in Ferguson's Is hot and ready"