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Joke of the Day
"Why are girls always cold? Because of their cold black hearts."
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"I am suicide bomber AMA Wow this blew up fast."
"I wasn't there when you told me not to stay."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To knock knock on the door, walk into the bar and change the lightbulb."
"Have you ever visited the area between Thailand and Vietnam? Don't bother. It's pretty Laos-y."
"i absolutely cannot cook for shit but i was watching a child prodigy chef n was casually like ""ugh, i don't kno about that sauce"""
"What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures? Imgrrrrrrr"
"Batman: *puts on glasses* Hey do I still look like Bruce Wayne? Superman: Um obviously. Batman: Think about that for a second."
"*Superman put glasses on Mt. Rushmore faces* Lois Lane: ""What the heck?? Who are those people up there?"""
"I'm thinking about opening a sports themed strip club. Gonna call it The Press Box."