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Joke of the Day
"What do you call playful insults between terrorists? Talibanter"
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"People ask me, ""Matt, how do you do it?"" , ""Matt, what's your secret?"" , ""Matt, why do you make up imaginary interview questions?"""
"So I have a joke about pizza... ...but it's too cheesy"
"Whats Hitler's favorite type of joke A roast"
"I've just been diagnosed with paranoia and constipation. I'm scared shitless."
"Would you like to buy a second-hand computer? I'm afraid not. I'm only able to type with one hand as it is."
"Sometimes when you first meet someone you just know you want to spend the rest of your life.... Avoiding them"
"What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist? Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI"
"TIL that Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one. He's never gonna give you Up"
"An original joke about Mathew and Not-Mathew. Me:Mathew and Not-Mathew were on a boat. Mathew fell off the boat. Who was left? You:Not-Mathew. Me:Yeah Mathew was the one who fell out. Idiot."