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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris counted to infinity...... Twice."
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"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs, or genitalia? Still no fucking eye deer."
"I stole some vegetables today I was out doing the grocery shopping earlier when I realised I really needed a piss. So I took a leek."
"Plum Hair Jokes THESE JOKES ARE BASED ON GIRLS WITH PLUM HAIR IF YOU DONT KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT PLUM HAIR YOU DYE YOUR HAIR TO GET PLUM SO.... ENJOY"
"I hear you are what you eat Must be why I'm such a child"
"Why did the scarecrow earn an achievement award? He was outstanding in his field"
"What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea? Oz Moses."
"Two parallel lines have so much in common Its a shame that....."
"How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. It's a huge problem."
"Russian jokes time"