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Joke of the Day

"A prison inmate walks into a bar."

"Now that ""twerking"" is in the Oxford dictionary, we probably can go back to grunting and hitting things to communicate."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!"

"If people had to spell something correctly before being allowed to criticize it, the internet would be a much more peaceful place."

"What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad? A bit of a Downey"

"I was in the supermarket when I got a message on my phone telling me there were 24 singles in my area, Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app."

"I went to Prague recently... I had a really good time. You should Czech it out."

"I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex... I'm tired. I'm washing my hair. I've got a headache. I am your sister-in-law."

"I have a Love/hate relationship with slashes..."

"Cigarettes have warning labels because they are dangerous and addictive yet vaginas are allowed to just roam around freely."