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Joke of the Day

"""Betty White"" What the African American said when he heard there was a new Pope."

"If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive... I'd use it to buy some rental properties and try to invest some in the market."

"what do you call a fraction where the numerator is bigger than the denominator?(dirty joke) missionary position."

"A. Schwarzenegger has it long, Brad Pitt short, Madonna does not have it and the Pope does not use it. What is it? A surname."

"What do you call a fat kid with red hair and a eye patch? Names"

"I see you posted a photograph of snow with the caption ""it's cold"" could you tell me more about that"

"It doesn't matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100."

"We should get the Amazon Echo on Reddit It would feel at home in this echo chamber"

"Sexually rubbing the wall until you find the light switch."

"I make bad jokes This is one of them."