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Joke of the Day

"Why did Jesus not play FIFA World Cup in 33 ? Because he was suspended ! EDIT : Mistyped title : Why Jesus didn't play in FIFA World Cup in 33 ?"

"When Snoop Dogg was born, he had 3pounds .. in his possession."

"The key to great joke tel TIMING! ling is"

"What's the difference between you and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks...."

"Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."

"I've just had to reset my password to Delicate Luggage Handler as I was told it had to be case sensitive."

"Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A. You can park in the handicap zone."

"why did the chicken cross the road?"

"A long time ago, I thought of a soda joke. I'd share it with you, but I'm afraid I think it'd fall flat."

"Why is the Ocean blue? Because the fish go blublublu."