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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between you and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks...."

"About to start a new job as a pizza delivery driver, any tips?"

"I swear if my memory gets any worse, I'll be able to plan my own surprise party."

"6.9 is worse than 69 because... it's interrupted by a period."

"I don't know why China wants to continue the One China policy... I mean, the One Child policy didn't turn out too well."

"Q: Why do scientists look for things twice? A: Because they research everything."

"What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!"

"What do you call a wireless network that goes down? A wireless notwork"

"Why won't Hillary ever pull out? She's never finished screwing people."

"Where does Santa stash his money? In a snowbank."