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Joke of the Day
"Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A. You can park in the handicap zone."
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"What do pedophiles and climate change deniers have in common? [NSFW] They both enjoy fucking the next generation."
"This is Eric's wife. He accidentally left the house without his phone. TELL ME EVERYTHING."
"Asian guy walks into a salon... Asian guy walks into a salon and says ""I want to get my ass hole breached."""
"TRAINER: you know what they say ME: no pain! lo mein! TRAINER: it's ""no gain"" ME: (eating Chinese food) i like this better"
"*does coke* *has unprotected sex* *smokes cigarettes* ""oh haha no I don't drink soda because it's bad for you"""
"Girl vs Boy jokes Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles? Driver: I was just going for a little spin."
"Cats make the best boyfriends because they're soft, loyal, and won't claim they're straight but then turn gay after one lousy date, BRENT!"
"How will you know your sister has period? When you taste blood in your father's dick"