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Joke of the Day
"Why is the Ocean blue? Because the fish go blublublu."
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"I asked the waitress if she wanted a good tip and a quickie. She said: Just the tip."
"What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country"
"I need this plant to grow. Well, water you waiting for?"
"I'm developing an app that makes a cricket sound effect at the end of my coworkers' stories."
"Ten words, two commas, a punctuation mark and a full stop all appeared in court yesterday. They're due to be sentenced next week."
"(Original) did you know that if you squeeze one of your balls hard enough you'll cum? Because sooner or later you'll bust a nut"
"*seinfeld voice* What's the dill with pickles?"
"*snail Olympics* How does it feel? ""Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon"" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow? ""What"""
"What do you call Pegasus farts? Horse power."