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Joke of the Day

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the lightbulb has to want to change."

"So I ordered a pizza I ordered a funghi pizza yesterday but I was pretty disappointed.. They obviously have mushroom for improvement"

"What do you call an elf that sings? A wrapper."

"Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery? They heard it was a Superfund site."

"How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all over it!"

"I was in the supermarket and I thought I saw my name on a loaf of bread. I looked again and it said ""thick cut""."

"Do you know why Moon rocks taste better than Earth rocks? Because they are a little meteor!"

"How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it."

"Honey, can we eat the nougat ? ""Is it really hard ?"" ""Yes, but can we eat the nougat first ?"""

"I read a book about frogs today... It was ribbeting."