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Joke of the Day

"So I ordered a pizza I ordered a funghi pizza yesterday but I was pretty disappointed.. They obviously have mushroom for improvement"

"Lying through your teeth doesn't count as flossing"

"What's the difference between Ann Coulter and a bucket of shit? The bucket."

"Lucky that guy in Good Will Hunting liked apples."

"ok i'll bite.. what is Britain"

"Why do gay pirates always fight each other? They are always trying to get to the others booty"

"What do fish smoke? Seaweed."

"I think this is a repost. Why did Lady Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seat belt."

"Damn, i got hit with the ""we need to talk"" from my wife. Thank God it was just about divorce. I was scared shitless it was an intervention."

"What do you call an Asian-Indian man, who is standing on one leg? Balan Singh"