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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an elf that sings? A wrapper."
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"A joke from the oldest written collection of jokes begins ""A coward is asked which are safer, warships or merchant-ships"" Dry-Docked ships he answers"
"I am a master of tearable puns But only on paper"
"Here is a joke ... My grades after finals"
"What's dirtier then fingering your sister? Finding your dad's wedding ring."
"What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!"
"Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack!"
"My new French girlfriend hates it when I pull her hair during sex. She says it makes her armpits sore for days."
"What do you call an Irishman with a dangerous bacterial infection? A leperchaun! :D"
"What do you call a dog with no hind legs and brass balls? Sparky"