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Joke of the Day

"What do gay men say when they pray? AHHH **MEN**"

"Who serves all you can eat rabbit stew? Warren Buffet!"

"Trump wants to appoint Ben Carson to the Department of Education, but I think he would do better in the FDA He can feed everyone with all of the grain in those pyramids."

"Why did the snowman start smiling Because he saw the snow blower coming"

"I love it when corporations have a sassy ""human"" Twitter presence, like their CEO wouldn't cut your mom's throat for a nickel."

"Guys, I only wanna hear about your ex if she is dead.If you still talk about her, I'll murder her so we can have an interesting conversation"

"It would be nice if Republicans and Democrats could work together to limit Nicolas Cage to 6 movies a year."

"Black Ice Slipped on ice today. Didnt know it was black ice until my wallet was gone."

"""I see,"" said the blind man... as he pissed into the wind. ""It's all coming back to me now."""

"A friend said he wasn't racist He said he wasnt racist because racism is a crime, and those are for niggers."