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Joke of the Day
"""I see,"" said the blind man... as he pissed into the wind. ""It's all coming back to me now."""
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"Who do mice worship? Cheesus. :)"
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"What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business? A Pte-redact-yl"
"Hulu coming to PS3. Finally I can watch TV on my TV."
"Well I finally solved my drinking problem, I joined Alcoholics Anonymous Yeah I still drink, I just use a different name, that's all (Courtesy of Rodney Dangerfield on The Johnny Carson Show)"
"Saw this one in my maths class Student: Sir I'm cold! Teacher: Go and stand in the corner then. Student: Why would I do that? Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there."
"What do computers and air conditioners have in common? Neither work when you open windows."
"I'm tired of people dissin Arabs like wtf they don't all make bombs..... They make slurpees too."
"What do you call an octopus that fights sharks? An octobrave. I'm sorry."