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Joke of the Day
"Who serves all you can eat rabbit stew? Warren Buffet!"
Next Joke
"My Wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe.........."
"*Killer sneaks into my house to murder me but sees me practicing karate w/ my big stuffed dog I won from the carnival and changes his mind*"
"no the princiPAL is not my PAL he's an ass wipe who called my mom and told her to buy me a bra because my big smelly tits upset him"
"Some asshole just clogged my toilet"
"Three Nazis walk into a BAR They all get shot."
"What is the difference between Jelly and Jam ? I have no fucking idea."
"Why was 10 traumatized? Because it was in the middle of 9/11"
"Why did Tupac go to the gym? To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)"
"William Howard Taft was so fat... ...he sat in TWO branches of the federal government."