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Joke of the Day

"There was a fire in the aromatherapy candle factory. Things are much calmer now."

"Show your neighbor they shouldn't park their boat outside of their house by filling it with two of every animal."

"What car does Boba Fett drive? A ManDeLorean."

"What comes after 69? Mouthwash. I'm sure this has been posted before, but I thought it was funny."

"Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year..."

"HO_SE BOAT I'd like to solve the puzzle Pat, Horse Boat"

"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's head when it hits a windshield? Its ass."

"What's so fun about having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them."

"What do philosophical dolphins say? What's the porpoise?"

"The safest place to stand when I hit a golf ball, is directly in front of me.."