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Joke of the Day
"What car does Boba Fett drive? A ManDeLorean."
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"Be the reason they create new laws."
"What console does god use? Praystation"
"I See your 7 year old jokes and I raise my own, What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station? A Whale Way"
"Just found out that ""3 Men and a Baby"" isn't a movie about Jesus's birth."
"When someone says something to me, not only am I able to respond to them, I feel like I have to. It is my response ability."
"Why are there no really good steak jokes? Because they're a rare medium well done"
"A teenager tells his dad ""Dad I just had sex for the first time ."" The father trying to hide his excitement tells his son "" here son sit down and lets talk about it"" The son replies "" I can't"""
"Where does bad light end up? in prism"
"Once a neighbor kid asked if my dog had any nicknames & I lied & made a bunch up & now whenever I see her she asks how Tree Trunk' is doing"