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Joke of the Day
"What comes after 69? Mouthwash. I'm sure this has been posted before, but I thought it was funny."
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"How do you find a blonde on reddit? Look for the comments that just say ""huh?"""
"My house is full of Valentines cards. I'm not a legend though Just a lazy postman"
"Why do SJW's hate Programmers? They objectify everything."
"Why do German shower-heads have 11 holes? because Jews only have 10 fingers."
"The Apple Car will never succeed. It doesn't have windows."
"I probably shouldn't have done ecstasy before work but oh my god the HR lady feels sooooo nice"
"I'll bet if you whined a bit more about gas prices, the big oil companies will brings the prices down."
"A new study found that legalizing marijuana in Colorado has created more than 10,000 jobs...by keeping Taco Bell open 24 hours."
"""I get knocked down, but I get up again You're never gonna keep me down"" ~Bowling pins"