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Joke of the Day
"HO_SE BOAT I'd like to solve the puzzle Pat, Horse Boat"
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"What did the Redditor say at his wedding? TIL death do us part."
"""Doctor, how's the patient?"" Doctor: He's critical. Patient: Dear prospective viewers, remaking 'Point Break' was a bad mistake. Utterly pointless."
"Pros and Cons of making something to eat: Pro: Something to eat Con: Making"
"What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election? They though it was Riel funny!"
"I beat my wife at dominos the other night. She needs to learn that I choose the pizza toppings."
"[At urinal maker store] Urinal maker: Let's make some of them curved so the pee splashes on their legs LOL. Other urinal maker: K. LOL"
"Do you guys/gals like horse jokes? Yeah or neeiiigghh?"
"A boy was snapping rubber bands on his friends arm He kept doing it in the same spot every second, over and over again until the friend eventually said, ""Ouch, that one Hertz."""
"What do you call it when a son of Royalty fucks his sister? Prin-cest"