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Joke of the Day

"did you know jesus was irish? true story, he never held a job, had twelve drinking buddies, and his mum thought he was god....."

"Why don't old people like tennis? There's too much racket"

"My five year old niece told me this one... What do you call a 60 foot platypus? A platybus!"

"They say I have the legs of a dancer.. but until they find the rest of the body the cops have got nothing on me man!"

"I set up a trap to catch the tooth fairy but she caught on and placed my parents in the trap instead. what a tricky fairy. PS. i want my $1!"

"I finally decided I want to be a car mechanic. Guess it just took some motor-vation."

"Ever hear about the Roman general who had a fit every time there was cold weather? Hail.. seizure"

"What's Hitler's favorite football team? Forty NEIN ers."

"Did you hear about the Holy Cow? Some say he was legend-dairy."

"If you love something, set it free. If it returns, it probably can't pay its student loans."