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Joke of the Day

"I set up a trap to catch the tooth fairy but she caught on and placed my parents in the trap instead. what a tricky fairy. PS. i want my $1!"

"What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity? Going to Thailand with your own children"

"And on the 7th day God rested, but the children did not rest. So on Monday God made school and He sent the kids and all the people rejoiced."

"its been a while since the last crazy frog cd. whats the holdup"

"Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."

"Did you guys read the book about the midget that hung himself with a belt? I heard it was top notch"

"I can't stand this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you're coming to my room."

"Q. What is good for your soul but not your soles? A. Linedancing!"

"There should be way more poetry about cheeseburgers."

"How can you tell if a girl is a lesbian? Look really closely at her tongue.... If it's in another girls vagina, she's a lesbian"