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Joke of the Day

"What's Hitler's favorite football team? Forty NEIN ers."

"Pro Tip: Don't EVER tell a 10yr old boy that you don't ""get"" X-Men. Because. They. Will. Explain. It."

"Getting laughs on Facebook is like going down to the elementary school and dunking on the six foot goals."

"Cardinal: Ordinations are down Pope: Maybe a recruiting poster? C: Slogan? P: ""We separate the men from the boys!"" C: Um... Any other ideas?"

"People who try to beat you when walking into a store. No."

"Why do bicycles fall over? They are two-tired."

"Why did god invent the yeast infection?(x-post from r/funny) To show women what it's like to live with an irritated cunt."

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day"

"I asked my friend to try and jump start my car. Fat bastard smashed my windshield."

"A koala walks into a barber shop and hops up into the chair. He points to the excess fur that has grown around his ears and asks the barber, ""Can eucalyptus?"""