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Joke of the Day
"Hell yeah I want your website to play music without warning or a mute button!"
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"wife: I saw in my dream that you were buying a diamond ring for me Husband: I saw your dad paying the bill... :D"
"Paris Hilton should make another sex tape with two black guys and call it [Niggas in Paris](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfM_wS7qYfY)"
"""Don't let your inner child die!"" could be a slogan for an anti abortion campaign."
"What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy? I wuv you watts and watts!"
"Why does Waldo always wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted."
"What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? Its pasture bedtime"
"My friends dog just died, he told me he wanted another one just like him... ...why whould you want another dead dog?"
"A gardener fell from grace and forgot how she once was. So she went back to her roots."
"What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice? ""REPOST!"""