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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill? $2.23 in change."
Next Joke
"Two Muffins Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin says to the second, ""Is it getting hot in here?"" The second muffin says ""AAAAHHHH!!!! A talking muffin!!!"""
"What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves? Russell."
"What's a shopaholic's favourite boy band? NSYNC"
"How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent? She starts her sentance with ""A man once told me"""
"Great move NASA, let's blast Will.I.Am's music into space. That will definitely let every alien nation know we are intelligent. Throw in some Beiber while your at it."
"""Hey, let's make the inside of this building & every square inch of everyone & everything smell like THIS."" -inventor of incense"
"Harambe went to a bar Bartender: What can I get you today? Harambe: May I get a martini? Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice? Me: Justice for Harambe."
"Did you hear about the woman who had twelve boobs? Sounds fake, dozen tit?"
"when I was 11 my dad saw me using deodorant, laughed, and said ""that's not how you do it."" I never asked him the right way & it haunts me"