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Joke of the Day

"Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans."

"Teacher: Fred I'm glad to see your writing has improved. Pupil: Thank you Teacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though !"

"I feel the same away about the porn industry that I do about the meat industry. They both make great things, but I wish they treated the meat a little better."

"Can someone get Trump a thesaurus, I can't listen to the same 23 words every day"

"Why did the genie turn the man into a toad? He rubbed him the wrong way."

"Q: What is the best way to speak to a ghoul? A: From a long ways away."

"Did you hear the one about the Mexican train bandit? He had locomotives."

"Einstein developed a theory about space... ...it was about time too."

"Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No I'm serious!"

"I just took a Baking Class The final was a piece of cake."