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Joke of the Day

"[GoT Spoiler] Olly really wanted to know how.. Jon came back from the dead, but instead, Jon just left him hanging."

"Why was tigger looking down the toilet? Because he was looking for Pooh! www.onebadjoke.com"

"What do you call an American girl who can run faster than her brothers? A Virgin."

"What did the Suicide Bomber think about the premature bomb Explosion ? Wow this blew up."

"whenever I think of the happy birthday song I imagine someone softly crying and singing it under their breath, blowing out a candle alone"

"What does the average male have in common with a Velociraptor? They both have a six inch retractable claw."

"There are 11 types of people in the world... Those that understand binary, those that don't, and those that thought this would be the 10 kinds of people joke."

"Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says ""I've lost my electron."" The other says ""Are you sure?"" The first replies ""Yes, I'm positive."""

"I bet a lot more people would read the Bible if it was called The Adventures of Jesus and Friends."

"Paleontologists have just discovered a new species of dinosaur that was predominately lesbian... They're calling it the Lickalotopuss."