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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an American girl who can run faster than her brothers? A Virgin."

"I do it doggy style... as in I spin around three times before I sit on the toilet."

"Opening a Twitter account is like opening a bag of money after you rob a bank. You're happy until shit explodes in your face."

"Golfers always bring two pairs of pants to the Masters. Just in case they get a hole in one."

"Does this subreddit like jokes about sodium? ""Na"""

"Earlier today, I made up a joke to tell you guys, but um... tsh."

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa Claus goes down the chimney."

"my next job http://imgur.com/r3DFIHQ"

"Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition.. ...And later discovered that he had seriously misunderstood the objective."

"*KFC* Me: how tender is the chicken? Employee: [points to chicken crying watching the notebook]"