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"Why was tigger looking down the toilet? Because he was looking for Pooh! www.onebadjoke.com"
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"There are two kinds of people in the world... Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"What was Superman's first job? A Clark."
"I know how we can solve the California water crisis Collect all the sweat drops from John Boyega"
"If I know anything about girls, it's that they appreciate privacy. Trust me I've read a ton of diaries."
"If I could be any animal I'd pick a turtle, strictly for the chance, however slight, I could be turned into a ninja."
"*ball flies past 15 love -aw thanks *ball flies past 30 love -too kind *ball flies past 40 love -you too babe Have you played tennis before?"
"Monocles Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle? Because then you'd be a barnacle."
"""I may be fat, but you're ugly I can lose weight!"""
"My new years resolution is 1200x800"