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Joke of the Day
"What did the Suicide Bomber think about the premature bomb Explosion ? Wow this blew up."
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"Jamaican space program. Have you heard of the Jamaican space program? they just keep getting higher and higher and higher......"
"Roses are red violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one does not."
"My girlfriend doesn't want to drop acid with me. She's acting like a basic bitch."
"I've just found a Christmas present for my daughter in the loft. I'll take it up to her later."
"Pregnant coworker with 3 children who always complains about money: When are YOU going to start having kids? Me: When are you going to stop?"
"Why is I such a controlling letter? Because I said so."
"What did the grape say when it got trodden on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine."
"What is a sheep with no legs? A Cloud."
"So you know how you don't dream when you smoke weed? What if MLK smoked?"