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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ? Santa Claws !"
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"What kind of coffee do terrorists hate? French press. (Too soon?)"
"Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Aye yee think it be arrrrr, but it be the seaa"
"This Uber driver is the worst. I can't roll down the windows, he keeps asking questions, the doors won't open, and now his siren is blaring."
"Yo mama so fat, when she fell over nobody was laughing... ...but the ground was cracking up"
"When God was handing out obstacles I thought he said popsicles and said I'll take one of each variety."
"This is an anti-joke!! What's green and has wheels?? Grass!!! I lied about the wheels!!"
"Soon a hero will rise. Then he will fall again. Then he will rise and also fall. Wait. The hero is on a trampoline."
"I had my first PBR and it turns out that the stuff is just beer. It's just beer everyone"