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Joke of the Day
"What did the Elephant say to the naked man? That's cute but can you breath through it?"
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"What do you call Santa without toys? A lost Clause"
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"If you're a girl on twitter and you have no pictures of yourself, I'm automatically assuming you're a cat that learned to use a computer."
"I want to create a show called ""Deja Vu"" simply for the ""Previously on Deja Vu""."
"A cop stops an electron for speeding. He says ""Did you know you were going 100 mph?"" ""Great"", says the electron, ""now I'm lost!"""
"There are three unwritten rules of life. 1. 2. 3."
"Dad jokes are real.... What do you call a Cow with no legs? ""Ground Beef"""
"Today I learned my laser pointer can go all the way to the bar across the street. Drunk people still think there's a sniper somewhere."
"My grandfather always said, ""Don't watch your money, watch your health."" So one day while I was watching my health, my grandfather stole my money."