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Joke of the Day
"A Jew walks into a bar mitzvah"
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"What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)"
"Have you heard the one about the suicidal homosexual He hung out in the closet"
"What is the bibliophile's favorite website? Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up."
"After 20 years of marriage, the one thing that pisses off my wife ... of 6 years is that I keep a running total."
"Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !"
"Your mouth makes the same movement's as your butt when you say the word ""poop"".... same with ""explosive diarrhea"""
"A good friend of mine drowned the other day We put a life jacket on his coffin, it's what he would have wanted."
"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."
"How do you know when it's NotTheOnion? When they're still running pieces on Hillary Clinton."