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Joke of the Day
"A Jew walks into a bar mitzvah"
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"My wife told me she thought the clone troopers were kinda hot I told her she might have a Fettish."
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"Not your average dad joke Knock knock! Who's there? To To who? To whom"
"In dog beers I've only had 2."
"What's the most boring cut of meat? Filet minYAWN"
"Did you hear the joke about your mother's cooking? It's in bad taste."
"I asked my girlfriend if looks and money were important to her when choosing a boyfriend... she said ""Clearly not."" :-("
"After handing a girl my mixtape I asked her if she was ready for TOTAL AURAL SATISFACTION not realizing what it had sounded like."
"a rock fell out my pocket and i crouched down to find it and a bunch of people helped like i lost a contact. had to pretend it wasn't a rock"