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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the boy born without eyelids? The doctors said they could give the boy eyelids made out of his foreskin. The only problem is that he would be a little cockeyed."

"If you are older than 17 and have mad love for Justin Bieber ,you are the reason whales are the most intelligent species."

"Why was Helen Keller such a terrible driver? Because she was a woman."

"Did you hear about the mechanic who accidentally punctured the wheels of his car? He retired."

"My friend told me it's impossible to avoid cops But I know there's waze."

"my book club evolved into a fight club so gradually I almost didn't notice"

"NO one Loves me .... No one hates me Forveralone"

"Are there any prostitutes you can hire just to talk to you??? Apparently they are called therapist."

"How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie into it"

"Came up with this when I was 8, have mercy. What do you call a crazy person on the moon? A lunartic."